By toutatis!
Put your backs into it!
Faster!
Faster, harder!
Come on kid, sharply!
It's your first wave, do you like it?
Yes captain!
I'm proud to be a pirate!
Little boy, haha
You're going to see adventures like you never saw on the seas.
You're gonna board many ships.
Phoenicians!
-Yeah!
Spaniards!
-Yeah!
Britons!
-Yeah!!
Gauls!
Never say this word!
What you just talked about, it's the evil eye.
It's the lightning, the hurricane!
Worst of all perils!
- A ve-ve! A ve-ve!
A vessel? Where?
Po-po! Po-po! Po-po!
- On the Port side? They are not Gauls?
No! Ro-Ro! Ro-Ro!
- Romans! - Romans! - Romans!
Lo-lo!
- Lo-lo!
Romans. Quite the loot.
- Lo-lo! Lo-lo! Lo-lo!
Theeeere's... lots of Romans!
Half-turn!
Run!
Hoist the main sail, double the cock sail!
- Move!
What are you doing?
- Hurry up!
Move! Move!
Thank god they weren't Gauls, captain.
Caesar, we are insight of land.
Our invasion will start here.
We will make them submit, those Britons!
They've helped the Gauls too much...
We are sure to win, Caesar.
You will conquer it without a doubt this little Britain!
This big Britain!
Britons are courageous people.
For them like for us,
This will be the longest day in history.
May the winds be in our favor.
This starts well...
Goodness gracious, a jolly sight isn't it?
It is, isn't it?
We ought to inform Cassivellaunos, our chief.
May the invasion begin.
With order and discipline! For the glory of Rome!
We will bombard their positions.
Stand by, you will transmit the order to the catapults.
- Yes, Caesar!
You will move only when i tell you to do so.
- Yes, Caesar!
The signal!
Fire!
I came, i saw, and i don't believe my eyes...
With order and discipline, i said!
Our chief, they started the game without us.
Not terrible sporting, is it?
We shall await them on the playing field.
Fire!
Attack!
I say.
If i may.
It is getting on for time, isn't it?
Getting on for time? What do you mean?
It is 5 O'clock.
- We will resume this fight later.
Where are they going, by Jupiter?
Walking out in the middle of the battle!
This isn't fair!
It was a good game.
- These Romans lack training.
Please.
Thank you.
May i have a spot of milk in my water?
Sure you may.
They're drinking water!
Hot water and milk!
Savages.
Excuse me, could we get back at it?
No, i regret, not before two days.
- End of the week, sorry!
Let me go through, make way!
I need to talk to the general!
General Motus, they stopped fighting.
What do we do now?
I signed up to fight!
If this carry on we won't be back until ten years
Water already taste bad, but hot water?
We stop during working hours,
We're gonna end up fighting during lunch time!
To make spaghetti soup,
You heat some olive oil,
Get a small piece of bacon,
Some onions sliced into thin slices,
Get some tea, some rosé
- Silence!
And you simmer slowly!
It's driving us crazy, Caesar!
The Britons stop fighting every dat 5 O'clock
They stopped until tomorrow?
No, today they stopped for two days!
What?!
They call it the "weekend"
Well, huh...
Huh...
Ha!
No...
Motus!
Here are my orders.
From now on, we will fight at 5 O'clock,
And all day long during the last two days of the week!
Oh impressive Caesar, where do you get such ideas?
Nice shot.
What?
March forward, legionaries!
For the greatness of Rome!
These are not gentlemen, i say.
Centurions! Imperials! Legionaries!
I am proud of you!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Rome is victorious on both sides of the sea!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
On that side, it's all Gaul i've conquered!
Except a small village still holding out.
Yeah, i know.
I'll go back there soon...
Here, here...
All the Britons that i defeated!
Except a small village still holding out.
Yes, i know... I need to get on it.
You look worried, my chief.
Oh yes, the Romans are awaiting reinforcements.
We will not hold out very long, Anticlimax.
I have an idea!
I have a cousin in Gaul.
His village never has been conquered.
They possess a magic potion
That gives them super-human strength.
Where might this village be?
In Armorica.
Hello, Cacofonix.
Im-im-im... hello...
Hello Impedimenta!
Hello.
- Hello.
Hello Fulliautomatix, what a good day!
It smells like spring!
Indeed, it smells...
Nice fish for sale, fresh!
I guarantee it's fresh!
It smells like this guy's fishes.
Fish not fresh, that's what it smells like.
Come say that to my face!
Sure, i'm coming. The hell i can.
And my fist, is it fresh?!
Take that!
You want a taste of my fist, say?
Oh, a fight!
Wait for me!
Look, a fight!
- Let's go!
Here comes spring, Astérix.
Yes, the village finally wakes up.
And what is it about today?
Not fresh fish.
Still the same.
Obélix? You're coming?
He doesn't fight anymore...
Not even once!
What happened to him?
Astérix, Obélix isn't his usual self today.
Indeed, let's go and see him.
What were we saying again?
Not fresh fish.
Not fresh fish?!
- Hit him!
Getafix, our druid.
Is there nothing you can do?
Hmm, he'd need a Roman legion.
A legion? What for?
To fight of course!
He hasn't done any Roman bashing in months.
They are all off in Britain.
Indeed, he needs his dose.
Excuse me, I beg your pardon, gentlemen.
I am a Briton, my name is Anticlimax.
Anticlimax! My Briton cousin!
Let's shake hands.
I have come here to ask your assistance to fight against the Romans.
The Romans!
Where are they?! Where are they?!
I present you, Obélix, my best friend.
How are you? Let's shake hands.
No!
Obélix!
But, this German asked.
He isn't a German, he is Briton!
And he doesn't know our language much.
Splendid, Splendid.
Our Briton village is surrounded,
And the Roman legions are preparing to attack.
It's a Briton German,
You cannot shake him too hard,
Even if he asks for it.
That is why we require your assistance.
You did well coming to us, yes,
You can count on us!
Our druid will prepare magic potion for you.
For a whole village, i need to fill at least one barrel.
I will need a lot of ingredients.
I'll help you!
So Obélix, you will gather me honey,
Mead, and some carrots.
Yes, yes, yes!
Me, i'll go get the mistletoe.
Hey, Obélix!
You call those carrots?!
Huuh, i found two boars,
And i was a bit hungry...
There, this will give your village strength,
And problems to every Romans!
I can not thank you enough.
Haha, it's heavy isn't it?
Very heavy.
You will need a strong person to carry it!
Such as someone who fell into magic potion as a child.
Huh?
Hahahahaha!
We're gonna see Romans! We're gonna see Romans!
Hahahahaha! We're gonna see them again! Romans!
Here is a gourd containing magic potion,
It could be helpful.
It is a very long voyage.
I say how lucky i am,
To be accompanied by two courageous man.
And also by a very small dog.
- Goodbye!
Goodbye!
- Goodbye Astérix!
- Have a nice trip!
Hit them hard!
- Bring us souvenirs!
- I hope that the food will be nice!
Goodbye!
Goodbye.
Goodbye, have a nice trip.
You know Astérix,
Maybe we should have brought supplies
Whatever for?
In Britain, food tastes very good!
You row very well, Anticlimax
I learned when i was but a mere child,
My father was from Oxford and my mother Cambridge.
Listen very well, i rented this boat,
And it's costing me a a fortune
So take good care of it, and,
Stay away from Gauls.
And Roman fleets!
- A ve-ve! A ve-ve!
A vessel?
Are they Gauls?
- Gauls?! - Gauls?!
No! Phoe-phoe-phoe-phoe-phoe !
Phoenicians?
A Phoenician trader?
We are rich!
A pirate ship!
We are lost!
Abandon ship!
- To the lifeboat!
There are none!
- To the raft!
There are none!
- Then hide the jewelry!
Where?
- In the canoes!
There are none!
Gau-Gau! Gau-Gau! Gau-Gau!
Gauls!
Pirates!
Hahahahaha!
Obélix, we don't have time for this!
Look, it's the fat guy!
Fat guy? What guy?
Half-turn! Run!
Tack! Fast!
He seems to know them well.
Oh yes, those are old friends.
Captain, is it like that every day?
Just shut up and swim.
Hello, Gauls!
Thanks to you we are safe!
How could we thank you?
I don't think you'd want jewels,
Ô, great Gauls
You don't need to thank us.
There, goodbye!
Let me still give you a bag of herbs,
Coming from Orient.
Sure, i'll give it to our Druid.
Alright, lets go!
Farewell, admirable Gauls!
A whole shipment saved in exchange for herbs?
Oh this is a good day.
You must be happy, Stratocumulus
After this all this fighting against Britons,
You're going to be happy to go back to Gaul!
Yes but, where i am in Armorica,
There is a bunch of crazy people and-
- Little boat ahead!
Probably a bunch of fisherman from Gaul
Let's make them scared a bit
Let's not take any risk.
Risk?! An armed Roman galley against a small boat!
Yes, but they are Gauls.
Wait till you hear what they say when they see us!
- Board the ship!
- By toutatis!
W-What does he mean board the ship?
We're gonna have fun Astérix,
There's lots of Romans!
Take some magic potion.
We are lost!
Those are the crazy guys i talked you about!
Come back here! Come back here!
Just a little fight, come on!
Stop!
Don't make me run, you'll end up tired!
Ah, that's better!
- Not the clothes! Not the clothes!
I didn't do anything!
What's happening?
That's merely the fog, we've are nearly arrived.
Then let's go back to our boat.
Astérix! What if we kept this galley,
- Shhhhh!
To bring our magic potion to the Briton village
Don't speak so loudly, they're gonna hear us.
Ok.
And, our boat is more stealthy.
Are there any Romans left?
Yes sir, i'm here.
And now? Any Romans left?
No, sir.
Ah, very good.
Are there any Gauls left?
Is there always fog like this in Britain?
Oh no, only when it isn't raining.
O-O-Ok, they seem to have left
Ehrm... Repair the boat and let's not talk about it.
- What do you mean let's not talk about it?
They're carrying magic potion to this annoying Briton village!
I heard them, we need to inform our chief in Britain!
Half-turn!
Half-turn?
Aren't we exaggerating a little bit the strength of this potion?
- Oh, no, Captain! - Oh, no, Captain!
My little dog doesn't like rain
They should make a tunnel under the English Channel.
Oh Obélix, you should dig that idea out!
Hahahaha!
Dig out! Hahahahaha!
I'm starting to be VERY hungry!
I shall take you to a good Inn,
Where you will have your first Briton meal.
Ah, here we are!
- Are you coming Obélix or not?
Do you think they serve wild boar in here?
Look, it's named the "laughing boar"
Goodness gracious, Minimax
How lucky we are to take refuge at your inn.
I am with two Gaul friends and we will eat here as you know.
I will serve you a delicious meal.
And three beers.
He didn't say he was going to serve us wild boar.
You remember the inn's name don't you?
Here are the beers.
Are they not lukewarm enough?
We can heat them for you.
Dinner is ready.
Yum, yum, yum.
It's our restaurant's specialty.
Boiled boar, with mint sauce.
That's the "laughing boar"?
Well, there's nothing to laugh about.
Eat, in Britain you do as the Britons do.
I am sure you would like to get more.
I have an important message for the general Motus!
Hail, General Motus
I have bad news.
Oh? What is it?
This barrel cannot reach the Briton village!
Send messages to every patrol out there!
We must stop one Briton, two Gauls, one barrel and one dog!
You must leave soon,
It's near closing time, the Romans are strict about that.
Nearly closing time, innkeeper.
Exactly what i was telling these gents.
Give us two beers while we are waiting.
Hey, you there.
What's in that barrel?
It's magi-
- Beer! It's Lukewarm beer.
I was hoping for some Gaelic wine.
I'd have confiscated it, but a barrel of warm beer? Yuk.
Drink yours, it's gonna get cold!
Is your village much further?
We must cross Londinium.
Londinium?
Yes, it's our capital.
Shhhh, i hear something
General Alaspis?
- Totallapsus!
A message from General Motus,
We are searching for Gauls carrying a secret weapon in a barrel.
The warm beer!
Thank you but no, not for me.
My cart!
Hey stop! It's my cart! Stop!
Hey! Oh...
Hey, fat guy
You're driving on the wrong side of the road!
Huh?
Who's fat?
Ehrm... In Britain, we drive on the correct side of the road.
On the left side.
I am not fat!
Understand?
I am slightly chubby, but not fat!
I am not fat! Once and for all, i'm not fat!
- Over there, it's them!
Catch them!
Romans!
Where? Where are the Romans?
Let's go off road!
Over there!
Ought to be a jolly fine lawn if it is properly mowed for another 2000 years.
I say, such behavior is shoking!
I say, it is forbidden to walk on my lawn!
By jupiter, you forbid Romans from walking?!
My lawn may be smaller than Rome,
But my pylon is harder than your sternum!
Careful!
General Motus!
I have bad news... again
Again? What is it?
The Gauls escaped our patrols.
Where are they headed?
Toward Londinium.
You will search the whole city!
Yes General.
And confiscate every barrel!
Yes General.
And once we capture them we will boil them and feed them to lions!
Yes General.
With mint sauce!
Yes General!
Yuk. Poor lions.
There's a lot of patrols.
We will hide the cart.
Ha, here is an old friend of mine.
Oh, Anticlimax! What brings you here?
The city is full of Roman patrols tonight.
And i am searching a refuge for my Gaul friends.
Gauls? Come in!
I am from Massilia, my name is Samueltrix
Since it is too complicated and that i come from Gaul,
They call me Gaulix, it's simpler.
And, it's an honor for me to m-
- Ehrm, Gaulix.
Sorry, sorry to interrupt you,
But shouldn't we hide this barrel?
Of course we'll get it to the cellar,
With my barrels of Gaul wine.
I have a wine i'd like you guys to taste, it tastes very good.
I can tell you that the Britons love it.
Because here when it comes to food and drinks,
it's pretty bad.
When they're tired of their mint sauce,
They come taste our tin sauce, rosemary sauce...
- Say, astérix
Do you think we'll eat boiled wild boar again?
For friends, i have everything they can need, believe me.
Look at all this stock
It comes very fresh!
Sausages from Nice and Lugdunum,
Smoked ham form Cambrai
Take a whiff, it's a breath from home.
It smells like Gaul!
A patrol Roman, maybe?
He means a Roman patrol.
In the name of Caesar! Open!
I'm coming, i'm coming!
What's this position, soldiers!
Dignity, take example from me!
You sure took your time.
I was warming some beer.
Search everywhere!
We're searching for three men and a barrel.
Astérix
- Shhh!
I'm a bit hungry.
We didn't find anyone, decurion.
But, but there's lots of barrels!
We'll confiscate them all and bring them to the palace.
All the trouble i had to go to fill this cellar,
A cellar of quality!
And seeing it being emptied like that,
You break my heart.
Do you hear, decurion?
You break my heart!
Look.
If by chance the barrel we're searching for has your name on it,
You will have a lot of problems!
I am ruined.
There's nothing left to drink.
Thank god, there is still something to ea-
General, all of this city's barrels are in front of you.
Very well.
Tell all the legionnaries to taste all barrels.
I hope that we'll find the one with magic potion.
Go.
Legionnaries!
Whoever finds something with a strange taste,
Signals it right away.
Order! Discipline!
Open them!
Fill your cup!
Drink!
March forward!
Open them!
Fill your cup!
Drink!
We must get our barrel back, before they find the magic potion.
Is the palace far away?
No, no, it is a few feet away.
What feet?
The Romans measure distance in Pace,
And us in feet.
Feet?
With six feet, you get one pace.
They're crazy, those Britons.
Legionnaries!
Drink!
March forward!
Fill your cup!
Who wants to fight, huh?
I didnt taste this name yet...
It's not half bad.
Can you get me some?
Don't touch my barrel! Don't touch!
Don't touch, don't touch!
Whatever!
If you want to get taste of my barrel, come and fight me!
I am the strongest, i am the strongest!
Are we close to the palace?
- Yes, but the sentinels will arrest us.
Ha, we'll hit them if we need to.
That's a good idea!
Avé!
We are...
And we come to...
Oh, very well, thanks.
They're drunk, those Romans.
Is there anyone who wants to fight me?!
Huh? Anyone? No one left?
No one left.
What's happening in here?
Hey, huh!
You, the two fat guys,
Come! I'm waiting for you!
There aren't two fat guys!
There is only one, and he isn't fat!
Look Obélix, Gaulix!
Gaulix! Those are his barrels.
Well, let's give it a taste.
We can't stay here, it's dangerous.
Dangerous? But it tastes good!
Help me carry those barrels to the cart!
We will taste them later.
Obélix, stop drinking, you are ridiculous!
Come on, let's get to work.
Now we need to go unnoticed.
They have round barrels!
Vive Britain!
- Obélix, be quiet! You will alert everyone!
You're harsh with me, Astérix.
You don't like me anymore.
- Oh, of course i still like you Obélix.
But if you keep being noisy, you'll attract the Romans.
I like you, A-A-Astérix.
And if a patrol tries to harm you,
You'll see!
Oh, a Roman patrol.
You damn patrol Roman,
That wants to harm my Astérix friend!
- A Gaul, it's probably one of the guys we're searching for.
- In the name of Rome, i hereby arrest you!
Let's go help Obélix.
An unattended cart.
How fortunate for an unattended cart thief!
Soldier Roman, if i may.
Astérix...
I'm sleepy...
Poor Obélix.
He's only ever drank goat milk.
Wine gets to him really fast.
Idéfix, what is it?
I say, our cart...
We'll take care of the cart later,
We'll get Obélix back to Gaulix.
Nasty dog! Nasty dog!
Legionnaries !
You are the shame of the Roman army!
You behaved like barbarians!
And like decadents!
If Caesar learn this, he will feed to you to the lions!
Eat me alright, but make him stop screaming, make him stop
Huh?
The only barrels that disappeared are the ones from Gaulix.
Search his whole inn! And arrest everyone inside!
Execution!
Huh?
Poor Obélix.
It doesn't surprise me he was thirty,
He ate all my delicatessen,
All the cod,
And even the anchovy.
Let him sleep.
Us, we'll try to get our Barrels back.
Oh, we've been searching this cart for hours and we found nothing.
Nothing!
Oh, Astérix, look.
It's our lucky day.
Yes, wine is quite rare.
Romans confiscated every barrel.
Do you wanna taste?
Oh, it's just wine.
Of course it's wine!
Are you gonna buy?
Where does your wine come from?
It's not your name on the barrels.
Oh, it's an excellent provider.
But it's a secre-
Where does it come from?! Huh?
It's a man named Fiddlesticks who sold it to me,
He lives at via Bandit 16!
16 Via Bandit, it's not very far.
Alright, but first let's go get Obélix.
I say, thank you very much.
Happy to have helped you.
By Toutatis, what happened here?
- Psst...
Huh?
The Romans came here,
They got Gaulix and a fat, sleeping guy.
Where?
- In jail! In the Londinium tower!
Obélix, prisonners of Romans...
Huh, ah... where am i?
In the Londinium tower,
Where no one ever got out of.
They can make us boil in mint sauce,
I will keep my mouth shut you hear!
My mouth shut!
Don't scream, absolutely do not scream
We can't stay here.
Astérix will worry
He always worry about me.
We will go and get him right now.
I need some fresh air!
Little boy...
You're not being serious, you're in chains!
Wait, i'll help you.
Hey-oh!
If you want this door to stay like that, open it!
Because we're gonna get out!
Oh.
Alright, come!
- Run!
But w-what?
- Not the ears, not the ears!
Obélix! Where are you?
I'm right here, Astérix!
I'm coming up!
I'm coming down, Obélix! Wait for me!
Go up or down, but stop hitting us!
Visiting this tower was quite interesting, wasn't it?
You know Astérix, i'm ashamed of what happened...
No, nothing happened, Obélix.
Nothing happened? That's a funny one.
What?! They got away?!
Get them back, or i will drown you in warm beer!
And stop breaking my statues!
Britons, Gauls, Drunk, Statues...
I can't take it anymore...
I have what you need!
And it's very fresh!
And if you buy it, you'll get the horse and the cart for free
How many barrels do you want?
Only one.
Decurion, do we arrest them?
No. They're searching for their barrels, we'll follow them.
- Oh yes oh yes.
There, it'll taste very good, you won't regret it.
Haha, this is a good day.
This nasty dog again.
You come again.
Come here little dog, come...
Nasty dog, i'll get rid of you.
Thank god we have the right number,
Describing the house wouldn't have been enough.
It's here.
His name is "XVI"
It's not "XVI", it means 16.
They're crazy, those Britons.
Those are Britons numbers, those are Roman numbers.
Huh? Then they're crazy, those Romans.
I say.
Calm down, Petrula.
Those men will explain themselves.
Ehrm, i say, is this the 16 here?
Oh no, it's the 17.
Yes, it looks like 16 because of the 1 that fell.
Oh, we are mistaken, apologies.
I think so, yes.
Petrula, remind me to replace the missing 1.
I would gladly have a cup of hot water, with boiled meat.
It says "XVI" here too, did we get the wrong house again?
Come, Obélix.
Oh? I'm coming!
Idéfix!
Who are you, what are you doing here? You are breaking the law!
What did you do to my little dog?
Is you that stole Gaulix's barrles?
What are you saying? What barrels?
Those barrels, you thief!
Oh, it's just wine...
Where are the others?
You will speak, by Belenos!
Oh, our neighbors are quite noisy, today.
Don't you think, Petrula?
Indeed. A spot of milk?
Are you hearing me?! You will speak!
Oh. I would like the neighbor to speak.
I will speak! I will speak!
Wise choice.
If you want, i can give you the list of all my clients! And i will tell you everything i stole for the past year.
Two bags of fermented wheat,
A one-eyed horse,
Fake jewels,
A broken statue, [...]
- Oh.
The first on the list is the coatch of Cabulodunum, what's that?
Ehrm, this is a team that plays in the tournaments of the five tribes, against Durovernum.
So, we go arrest them?
No! We follow them. They still don't have the barrel.
I say.
Cabulo, forward!
Go, blues!
In plain clothes, no one will recognise us.
The decurion said in plain clothes, idiot!
What, am i not in plain clothes?
Explain us the rules of this game, Anticlimax.
Is it complicated?
Very simple.
Two teams of 15 players,
And a pumpkin in the shape of an olive.
They can do almost anything in order to carry it into the goal.
And this is to count points.
Oh, here comes the south Caledonia.
Here is the sacred goose from Cabulodunum.
This is the hen of Durovern.
Yum yum.
- And here are the players!
- The players, yes! The players!
The players! The players!
Go, blue!
This is the referee druid.
He will ring the kickoff of the pumpkin.
Oh!
Bravo! Now that's an intelligent game!
We should play this at home!
Penalty, for unjustificed violence.
But he's just pretending.
No, he clearly is not.
Therapists!
Look! That might be our barrel!
Come on, Pipiporax, drink this.
This is now that we'll see whether it's magic potion or not.
I say, old man, is that you that hit me on the head?
Let's keep our calm,
This is only a game after all.
This is magic potion! Let's go!
He scored a try.
He's gonna try a conversion.
What made you fall from up there?
Pu-pu! Pu-pu!
Pumpkin!
Legionnaries in plain clothes! Let's follow them!
Me too?
I'm buying you this barrel.
No, we need them to heal the players.
We're confiscating this barrel!
The romans...
Over here, Obélix!
On my way!
Seriously...
He will not pass.
My barrel!
Obélix, i say you should give them back the pumpkin,
So that they can carry on playing.
Unfortunate.
Oh, how lucky we were.
In one hour, we will be in the village.
I say!
A!
Roman!
Galley!
- Surrender, by Jupiter!
Never, by Toutatis!
Very well.
Fire!
Haha, we finally got them.
Good news, General Motus.
The magic potion is in a river, along the Gauls that carried it.
By Jupiter, very good!
Gather all the legions!
Yes, general.
We will attack tomorrow morning.
This time, the Romans won...
And we didn't even have time to hit them.
I say, this is concerning for the future of our village.
Even without potion magic,
We will defend your village Briton, against the legion Roman!
You see, i'm starting to talk like you.
Oh... We need to find something.
It's unfortunate that this happened after all the adventures...
The romans, the pirates, the phoenicians...
- The phoenicians!
I got an idea!
Make way to the village, hurry!
The romans will soon attack,
And still no news about Anticlimax.
We are lost.
- Shhhh
I say.
- Shhh.
Idéfix, shhhh!
Halt! Who's there?
We will die with our weapons in hand, i say.
Jolly good idea.
Hi, chief.
Anticlimax, i was extremely worried!
I am very happy to see you again!
I am terribly happy too, big boss.
Let's not get carried away.
Do you have the magic potion?
Ehrm...
Yes!
I'm gonna prepare it.
Spendid! I shall go and get my men.
You're gonna prepare it?
You know how to prepare magic potion?
With Oriental herbs?
I'll explain later.
Obélix, go get me hot water.
That's it! No one explains anything to me!
I'm only good to carry the water!
Legionnaries!
Attention!
The Britons both lost their secret weapons, and the Gauls!
All danger is gone!
And a victory without peril,
Helps avoiding problems!
There we go, it's ready.
This is delicious, i say.
And now, we just need to wait for the Roman attack.
May i have a spot of milk with my magic potion?
Legionnaries!
Make a square!
Attack position!
Make a triangle!
Attack!
Romans!
You should know that we are here!
And that we have magic potion!
Who told you to back off?
- If they have magic potion, i'm not going.
I know these Gauls! They are crazy!
The small guy, his name is Astérix!
I didn't sign up to get dismembered...
The beans must be cooked with tiny little slices of cured bacon,
And then you can also add fromage with some stag.
Are you finished?!
Attack!
- Yes! Attack!
Obey the orders!
Attack!
You don't want to come?
Then we will!
- Obélix! You're not at home here!
Exactly! Tourists first!
They're making an exit!
They're gonna charge at us?
- Not the teeth not the teeth! Too late!
- Give me that back!
- Have some respect.
Sign up again they said, sign up again.
You are the shame of the Roman army!
Thank you, Astérix.
We defeated the Romans thanks to you and the magic potion.
Oh, you know... It wasn't really magic potion.
I suspected it.
But my men believed they were the strongest,
And that is courage!
Send me more of these herbs, i will make it the national drink.
I say, Astérix,
In your honor we will hold a very big banquet.
Yes!
With mint sauce!
And warm beer!
Come on, we're going back!
Forgive us to not attend your banquet but, he's hungry.
Goodbye, friends.
Obélix!
I'm coming!
That's what's called "to take a French leave"
Gau-Gau! The Gau-Gau!
Gau-Gau! Gau-Gau!
The Gauls!
Say Astérix, what are those Pirates doing?
This time, i won!
You didn't sink my boat!
They're crazy, those pirates.
So, you made them a hot drink?
Yes, using the Phoenician's herbs.
I still have a few of those herbs.
Do you know this, Getafix, our druid?
Hmmm... Yes!
That seems to be tea.
And, they liked this, the British?
The British... i mean the Britons.